My nuts would never forgive me
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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Short socks make me feel gross
Yeah, I don't like the texture difference when both my bare and clothed feed touch the shoe.
Because I'm not into CBT.
They've all got chicken legs
Left guy is fine, I think. Proportional and his clothes fit. The ripped knees are questionable but w/e if he wants to tell us he's on his knees all day I won't judge.
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Because I don't shop in the kids section.
what is this? the tight pants convention?
I can't stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.
As for the pants I can't say I'd enjoy needing a changing partner:
"What's preventing you from dressing like this?"
My moderate self esteem.
The one lad has gone baggy what is he hiding
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think you should subject everyone in public to having to see the entire shape of your cock and balls in pants that are so tight you can't even walk in them.
They give off dbag vibes
I have blue jeans like those and they're actually quite snug.
But I also have baggy jeans with large pockets and they give me the feeling of unlimited power.
As a woman who's had limited access to pockets for most of her life, why would anyone willingly choose to give up proper pants storage? Clearly, these men don't realize how privileged their existence has been.
And this is why I wear baggy cargo pants/shorts. I have 8 pockets, but only use maybe three at the most. Muwhahaha. Be jealous. 🤴
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You can almost tell their religion be a their pants are so tight
Because I'm 55 years old and would—shockingly—even appear more of a buffoon than they?
Seems like a fairly good reason to me.
Also I try not to wear plastics.
Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.
Alex Horne got jacked.
Hahaha this response deserves its own post in this community. 🤣
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Showing off those sexy ankles would've gotten them in quite the pickle back in the late 1800s.
Totally not gay, bro
This is an example of more dollars than sense. They look terrible and paid good money for the privilege.
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Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I've been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I've got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I'm wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men's accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There's a 50/50 chance I'm wearing socks.
The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.
That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.
If you consider round a shape I’d totally wear that