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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Nestlé has been patenting human milk proteins for decades. To my understanding, this prevents other companies to add such molecules to baby formula, even if somehow methods to synthesize said molecules were developed.

That is a scary notion, a malevolous intent and a gross outcome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Prior work exists, source: all of history lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Something doesn't add up here since you can't patent anything for decades.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I read that as:

For decades, Nestle has been patenting milk proteins.

They've been doing it for a long time, not somehow getting extra-long patents.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These shouldn't hold up. Wouldn't the prior work of thousands of generations of mothers invalidate such a patent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Excuse me madam but do you have a license to use those tits? No? Didn't think so. The content of those bazongas is Nestle property. I'm afraid I'm going to have to clamp those nipples until such time as the proper Bandonkadonk subscriptions are paid"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As long as the tits aren't used for commercial purposes you don't need a license. Anyway, I doubt that in Europe you could patent any naturally occuring molecules in any kind of milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You can patent pretty much anything in Europe.

However, enforcing those patents is a completely different affair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i got this new legal drama plot. basically there's this patent infringer except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

what happens next?!

lawyer shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I read this story in Barney Stinson's voice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Have you considered a career in avian taxonomy?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not even sure what he’s talking about. Open access journals are the ones who charge authors to publish.

If you publish in a journal that has closed access, there is generally no fee to publish. If you want your paper to be open access, you can tack on an additional open access fee so that your paper doesn’t end up behind a paywall. The last time I looked - and this was several years ago - the going rate for making your paper open access in a closed access journal was about $2-3k. We always budgeted for publication fees when we were putting together our funding proposals.

The fee structure is similar for open access journals, except that there’s not a choice about paying them. For researchers whose work isn’t grant funded, it generally means they’re paying out of pocket, unless their institution steps in.

I had a paper published in a small but (in its field) prestigious journal, and the editor explained to me that he only charges people who can afford it, and uses those funds to cover the costs of the journal. He explained that he had a paper from a researcher who couldn’t cover the publishing fee, and he let me know that I was helping out the other person, too.

What I don’t understand is how anyone how has gone through academia doesn’t know this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you publish in a journal that has closed access, there is generally no fee to publish.

What field are you in? In the life sciences, there's normally a fee to publish closed-access and a higher one for open-access. My last paper was open access and costed about 3500, compared to 1500 pay walled.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

no fees in closed access in organic chemistry, as far as i know. some other subfields can be different

open access can be easily two, three grands, and you better have a grant that covers this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

He owns a yacht. I'd be interested to hear of a single yacht owner who is a decent person. I'm not sure one exists.

Edit: Thanks for the cool examples of decent people with yachts!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My ex-teamlead owns a yacht (if he didn't sell it). The catch is that yacht is worth about $40 thousands, not $4 millions.

Also there was a person in USSR who built a yacht and circumnavigated the Earth on that, not everyone who do own a yach own that luxury slab of floating gold

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

That's awfully cheap for a yacht. Did it float?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Some people live on yachts and that’s their entire home. So like a 70,000£ yacht, then like 300£ a month in slip (berth) fees, including electric and whatnot. I strongly considered it. It’s roughly the same cost but better than caravan living, IMO.

It’s a decent alternative to a landlocked home.

But yeah, millionaires with yachts are a different thing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a good use case. I'd be interested to know more about the idiosyncrasies that come with that lifestyle, like if they go out to sea when a storm is expected, or just weather it out in the harbor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

They are almost always better in their dock, specifically boats optimised as condos are terrible at sea since open ocean is not in their design brief

Perhaps they might be better up river as far as they can go

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This person seems decent. Her and her S.O. live on a 50-year-old 36' sailboat that they bought for $7000 and refit themselves.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

That's an excellent exception, and quite interesting. Thanks for the link!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The one guy who downvoted owns a yacht

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Noah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Lot.

And actually, to be "fair" to him, his daughters raped him.

As written it's not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Noah would've been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Noah brought along mosquitos, the guy is filled with hate