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Alt: Twitter screenshot. Post by @GameSpot "Xbox Game Pass Expands in March with Control and Spongebob", attached is a poorly edited Control poster, with spongebob's face edited in. A user replies "can the gamespot social team come out I just wanna say something"
this is fucking crazy, I started control just this evening and I open my phone and see a post about the game. Holly fuck
Perhaps you're experiencing an altered world event
In the thumbnail, jesse-bob looks like a south park version of michael bay.
You are an Alaskan Bulleorm through time
The pirate song distorts you
There will be more controlposting going forward
Control is my favorite game of all-time so go ahead. If I have any feedback I'll call you on the Hotline. By the way, you see Darling anywhere recently? Gotta talk to him about that Dynamite song...
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