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You can produce an infinite amount of light, but... (feddit.org)
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Only in broad daylight

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Since human skin is actually bioluminescent (to an insanely small degree that is only registered by instrumentation), I already produce infinite light. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

So it really is a shitty super power

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me.

They prefer to be called ladies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, puns

"Hi dad! I just got back from studying a-broad!"

"Oh really? Which Broad?"