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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Booba and pp?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Ones boobs the other is a dick?

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago

My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Haha! I can't believe they don't know about the 3 shells. How silly!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

THE THREE SEASHELLS

Yeah that was my thought as well when I saw that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

3 circles doesn't seem to have a handle, so easy choice.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

6 Good dice roll

[–] [email protected] 179 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

picture

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Binary and trinary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

If this is it, I never would have in a million years guessed it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

2 circles for #2, 3 for #3. You piss in the sink.

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