This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.
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There's a sink. Problem solved.
But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?
Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench
The one on the right are for users of these 
And the left is for bicyclists?
That would make sense, yes, let's go with that.
Yeah, so im gonna need three of these.
The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.
The other one is for people with 3 nipples.
That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?
My cousin's husband is pissing in the sink then, after his operation for testicular cancer left him in the "none of the above" category.
I'm guessing just rooms 1 (not pictured), 2, and 3, purely for administrative purposes, because as gendering options this doesn't make sense.
Why is the sink outside the bathroom? Are these just stalls in one bathroom?
That's how it is mostly across Europe. Individual stalls, proper ones where you cant see people's feet. Sink outside the stalls. Europe solved the washroom gender problem before it ever existed
I've been to a few countries where they had stalls like that, but they still had Men/Women bathrooms. The US also has some airports like that. Plus any place small enough to just have 1 or 2 unisex bathrooms.
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