See guys - he just looks like a turtle. He's really a pussy.
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What a little bitch
Spineless
I'd be surprised if he didn't. If he stands with Trump and Trump wins, he might be in good graces and the MAGA folks don't harass him. If Trump loses, well the Democrats aren't going to care and the usual party cannibalism that follows political losses will have less reason to direct their ire in his direction.
This is in his best interests; same as always.
Fear
Can this guy retire already? He's giving my favourite animals a bad name, and that's very sad. 😢🐢
Your favorite animal is an asshole?
I hope he dies very very soon, I will celebrate hard when he does
wishing all Americans their own Thatcher Death Party
Only time in my life I've seen complete strangers form a conga line in the street
Senile old man endorses senile old man.
McConnell knows exactly what he's doing: defending the robbing of the tax coffers by the obscenely rich.
I bet Trump would rather he didn’t. The guy probably fractured his thumb raising it.
Die knowing your grandchildren have to live in the world you helped shape.
There's gonna be a line to piss on this spineless chump's grave.
That’s a great idea. Hopefully I can outlive a lot of the people I hate and can spend my retirement travelling around the world pissing on their grave. Maybe I’ll start a tour business where we go for a pub crawl first and then lead a tour through the cemetery
Remember to stay safe and plan out your expedition. Avoid accusations of sex crimes by simply storing your evacuated liquid hatred for proper disposal. When you arrive, look around! Spot and avoid any potential groundskeepers or security guards who may question your choice to heft an opaque (bpa-free) 5 gallon water jug to your receptacle of choice. Lastly, enjoy. Let your enemy’s bereaved friends and family forever bask in the brine of your miasmic asparagine-laden essence. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
I volunteer for caboose!
Grass is green, sky is blue, water is wet, McConnell is a traitor
What a good little lap dog he is. Doing exactly what he's told to do.
They'd rather have a impeached lying cheating stealing criminal than a Democrat.
Narrator: McConnell thought he was endorsing a “Turnip”, which reminded him of himself.
There's a stash of fireworks on standby for when that traitor finally dies, right?
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