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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Data entry operator?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I wore out my percent key typing in the url.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Somebody correct me, but I remember a url (or any long piece of text) can contain a small image. I think it was hexadecimal code. I was looking for the words "base16=" or "base32=".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You are correct those are called "data urls", they're intended to embed files in text.

This is not a data url tho, it's an ugly link

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What would be funnier is if instead of an address, it was a hyperlink embedded text that says : Click Here.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that's funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nah, now they charge you if your listing is too short. It's tough to fill out the sections of a newspaper

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and including the question mark

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Sadly they've already deleted that page because the URL has "trans" in it. >.>

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I mean if you type up to the jobid=xyz it'll work fine :p

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they're looking for someone who's good at OCR

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Google Lens can probably get it in seconds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That’s some column inches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Someone felt like making a point.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Obviously this is a silly example, but I really do remember when they would write out full urls with paths like 3 directories deep in magazines and newspapers expecting you to manually enter those urls and visit whatever site. I hated that shit in the early days of the internet in grade school. "http://www.theentireforty-ninecharacterlongnameofthecompany.com/marketingadvertisements/newspapertimes/landingpage79fad5c21e.html" (don't click that link... i just made it up. It doesn't go anywhere.) I could barely type but now I have to get every character correct or I might accidentally end up on a black market website or porn somehow (where my fellow Whitehouse dot com victims at?). QR codes and smartphones really are godsend for print media internet ads.

P.S. I told you it didn't go anywhere. You feel better now?

P.P.S. Apparently Whitehouse dot com still functions but is no longer porn. It's some election betting thing now? Idk.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The one in the newspaper? Me too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My first memory of being told to go to a web address was in 4th grade. My teacher wrote a fairly long URL on the board as something those of us who had internet at home could go look at about the lesson she was talking about. So we were expected to write this URL down on paper, and then later type it into a computer. This very slightly predates AOL keywords.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It took awhile before engineers also became UX people and were like “ok, but let’s start the project from an end user’s point of view.”

Unfortunately soon after that, marketers took over as the bosses of the UX people and were like “ok, let’s start this from a ‘how do we get more people clicking the buy now button’ point of view.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could use ` to make that URL an inline code block and thus not clickable. `like this` to look like this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Seemed more fun this way

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we have a truly marvelous application process, which this margin is too small to contain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sick reference, bro.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You open it up and it's a PDF.

The pdf contains a address you have to go to.

At the address is a single desk, with a woman who tells you that you can only apply online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sounds like how digitalisation works in Germany. Put the form online as PDF, then either require the other side to print and send in or recive via email then print it yourself and file it into a cabinet...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

And she’s eating from a Costco sized tub of plain Greek yogurt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The friseur that told me on telephone they don't do reservations and once i got there, i waited a whole hour.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

damn i missed the deadline by 12 years...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Somebody got paid by the character

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