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Seems like they really do give a license and an '09 Altima to anyone with a pulse.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's Nissans in general! I swear they must be one of the highest hp/dollar cars on the road or something for economy cars, and everyone drives them like they stole them!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Me, approaching the Nissan at 140: move bitch!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Here in the south it's Dodge Rams.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Usually has a massive damage to it, mirror hanging on with packing tape, and all windows blacked out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It's Jeep Grand Cherokees in the Detroit Metro area. Most aggressive drivers I've ever dealt with and I'm from the Atlanta metro area.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

yuppp came to say this. hideous cars

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Look, I'm not saying that this meme shows a pickup truck for a reason but yeah, pickup trucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I may be wrong, since I've never actually seen the movie, but I initially thought it was from Duel.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Really looks like the truck from jeepers creepers.

Edit: yup, Jeepers Creepers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That first one still gets me sometimes, but it turns out the real monster was the Hollywood sexual predator complex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I must have confused the two. Thanks for the clarification!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

They've got places to be and behind you isn't one of them.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 8 months ago (2 children)

they don't sell them in my country but I want one for the meme

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm on my third Altima and none of these have ever applied to me. And I don't think I've ever seen an Altima driver being a dick. The people who I notice driving poorly are usually driving total shitboxes, like a pre-2000 Buick or something.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate the server adding new generated NPC's but I dont need to see three of them on each commute

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

They really do fuck with the pathing efficiency something fierce

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BMW: 40 in town, 90 on the expressway, 80 on the twisty roads, 70 on the on ramps.

Nissan: 60 in town, 100 on the expressway, 40 on the twisty roads, 12 on the on ramps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

100 miles/h is like 160 km/h, right? That's just normal travel Speed on the highway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I wish. The highest posted speed limit where I live is 65 mph (~104 km/h)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

We all develop our little pet road hatreds.

My cousin's are minivans. Mine are still BMWs, so I guess I'm a basic bitch.

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