this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Life in a walkable city

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

✅ Fake

✅ Gay

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Perhaps outside is so nice because all the haters are locked inside 4chan doing that annoying fucking captchca over and over.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So "outside" is real? I don't understand. Can someone give me a download like or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I dunno but am I crazy or is that onigumo?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (14 children)

The issue is not that we anons are fat. The issue is our personality. That is why we do not have qt3.14gf.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is 100% true 50% of the time

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a shame that this is fake gay

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was anticipating his clarity once the Psilocybin wore off.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Some say that he's still high to this day.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

It’s true

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago

This feels weird, but I agree with you, internet stranger.

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