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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, but what did they try to do as a SaaS?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Devils advocate, not my actual opinion; if you can make a Thing that people will pay to use, easily and without domain specific knowledge, why would you not? It may hit issues at some point but by them you’ve already got ARR and might be able to sell it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeh, arguably and to a limited extent, the problems he's having now aren't the result of the decision to use AI to make his product so much as the decision to tell people about that and people deliberately attempting to sabotage it. I'm careful to qualify that though because the self evident flaw in his plan even if it only surfaced in a rather extreme scenario, is that he lacks the domain specific knowledge to actually make his product work as soon as anything becomes more complicated than just collecting the money. Evidently there was more to this venture than just the building of the software, that was necessary to for it to be a viable service. Much like if you consider yourself the ideas man and paid a programmer to engineer the product for you and then fired them straight after without hiring anyone to maintain it or keep the infrastructure going or provide support for your clients and then claimed you 'built' the product, you'd be in a similar scenario not long after your first paying customer finds out the hard way that you don't actually know anything about your own service that you willingly took money for. He's discovering he can't actually provide the service part of the Software as a Service he's selling.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago

If you started from first principles and made a car or, in this case, told an flailing intelligence precursor to make a car, how long would it take for it to create ABS? Seatbelts? Airbags? Reinforced fuel tanks? Firewalls? Collision avoidance? OBD ports? Handsfree kits? Side impact bars? Cupholders? Those are things created as a result of problems that Karl Benz couldn't have conceived of, let alone solve.

Experts don't just have skills, they have experience. The more esoteric the challenge, the more important that experience is. Without that experience you'll very quickly find your product fails due to long-solved problems leaving you - and your customers - in the position of being exposed dangers that a reasonable person would conclude shouldn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was listening to my go-to podcast during morning walkies with my dog. They brought up an example where some couple was using ShatGPT as a couple's therapist, and what a great idea that was. Talking about how one of the podcasters has more of a friend like relationship to "their" GPT.

I usually find this podcast quite entertaining, but this just got me depressed.

ChatGPT is by the same company that stole Scarlett Johansson's voice. The same vein of companies that thinks it's perfectly okay to pirate 81 terabytes of books, despite definitely being able to afford paying the authors. I don't see a reality where it's ethical or indicative of good judgement to trust a product from any of these companies with information.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree with you, but I do wish a lot of conservatives used chatGPT or other AI's more. It, at the very least, will tell them all the batshit stuff they believe is wrong and clear up a lot of the blatant misinformation. With time, will more batshit AI's be released to reinforce their current ideas? Yea. But ChatGPT is trained on enough (granted, stolen) data that it isn't prone to retelling the conspiracy theories. Sure, it will lie to you and make shit up when you get into niche technical subjects, or ask it to do basic counting, but it certainly wouldn't say Ukraine started the war.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It will even agree that AIs shouldn't controlled by oligarchic tech monopolies and should instead be distributed freely and fairly for the public good, but the international system of nation states competing against each other militarily and economically prevents this. But maybe it will agree to the opposite of that too, I didn't try asking.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

AI can be incredibly useful, but you still need someone with the expertise to verify its output.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Holy crap, it’s real!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I took a web dev boot camp. If I were to use AI I would use it as a tool and not the motherfucking builder! AI gets even basic math equations wrong!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can't expect predictive text to be able to do math. You can get it to use a programming language to do it tho. If you ask it in a programmatic way it'll generate and run it's own code. Only way I got it to count the amount of r's in strawrbrerry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I love strawrbrerry mllilkshakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago

At the liberry!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Way better than wrasprbrerry

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is the future of AI written code: Broken beyond comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ooh is that job security I hear????

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

taste of his own medicine

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This feels like the modern version of those people who gave out the numbers on their credit cards back in the 2000s and would freak out when their bank accounts got drained.

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