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Pictures created by people who knew full well how they could be interpreted. For pictures to fit in here there needs to be an element of plausible deniability, although it can be a tenuous one...

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They really knew. All of their advertising materials are a hilarious delight.

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com

The mayor of Uranus has a huge (statue of a male chicken) cock. They're fond of doing television bits to talk about how visitors should experience it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This place is fun. Not too far from Springfield, MO. Decent fudge and bulk candies. Lots of merch and touristy stuff. Also have a playground, museum and other things to do while exploring Uranus Every time someone enters the entire staff greets them with Uranus themed greetings.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

OP a real hero, bringing forced ads from X for us

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I wouldn't give to walk into a store and say to the cashier "Hey, can I get a taste of Uranus?" And then we're both snickering about it.

The problem arises when people reply and up the ante. I just blush so quickly 😮‍💨 I have no game and I'm the most transparently thirsty bitch ever made.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I’ve been there. The cashiers try to out do each other with Uranus puns!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They also have a few billboards on Interstate 69 in Indiana, in what can absolutely not be a coincidence!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago