I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?
Wtf? How did you know?
Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.
Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first
Hey mate me too
Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?
I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.
edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?
I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.
I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.
I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓
Just got mine today!
Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.
Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some
Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.
My girlfriend browses a different instance
Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.
Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore
But I'm still smashing that like button either way
Later, virgins!
Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.
What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?
It keeps coming from new profiles on new instances
Can't believe there's a whole sub just for Nicole
What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.
And how do they fake it?
No idea. That's why I'm impressed
How do you know, that they faked it, if you don't know, how they faked it?
If you receive a message one day that shows it was sent on a prior day, I think the assumption is it was spoofed
Could just be a connection problem.
I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(
Start being more active and posting stuff
I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.
That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.
I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.
One day, you will get a message.
a message
Or 6
Soon!!
God, shes so fucking baddd
Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!
Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants
Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!