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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Absolutely beautiful, still not a fan of the septum piercing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There has been a distinct lack of Yaks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

OMG.

I want to spin yak hair (? Wool? Fleece?) into yarn so bad. That looks like so much fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Lemmy has been yaking.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Someone must have spent the better part of a week brushing that huge beast.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

*sigh*

resets the board "Lemmy day without yak posts" back to zero.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How do they mount that nose ring without hurting it? :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

They have to romance it first with a bit of corn.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The nose ring is pretty much necessary. Bulls (in general and I assume for yaks its the same thing) lose their respect for humans the older they get. It can then happen, that they try to attack a human to demonstrate, that they are stronger (which they are). In this case this nose ring is the only way you can save yourself. Grab the ring, turn it and suddenly a raging bull turns into a quite submissive animal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And you don’t see that as a reason why you shouldn’t subjugate and abuse another being?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree that it is morally bad to make another living being feel bad BUT if i have the choice between getting attacked and very likely injured (i dont know the extend but if it stomps on me i guess is could be fatal for me) or have the animal wear a nosering i can pull when worst comes to worst

I would definetly pull

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you get attacked by a yak or bull with no nosering they can and will easily kill you, or at least injure you quite badly. In this scenario your only way to survive is to aim for the nose, since its the most sensitive part of the body and then get the hell out of there. If you dont have anything close by where the bull can't reach you, you are fucked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for clarifying my guess

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You have guesses why I chose my name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yak.net promo, right here folks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Dude looks like he’s got a killer rendition of Secret Tunnel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Big dude looks like he'd be down for a nice long walk.

Or dressed up and paraded

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

That dude is such a vibe, but the yak still steals the spotlight completely

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You know, I'm 52 years old and I don't think I've ever seen an up-close picture of yak that gave a good sense of scale. Those things are just cold-weather banthas.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ever seen an Indian gaur? Fuckers are massive. They can get bigger than American bison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFXS243BnaA

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, that thing is a monster. They make cape buffalo look dainty and soft. :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I wish I could find the video where I first saw a gaur. He's just strolling down the road of this town, and everyone is clearing the streets. It was kind of awe inspiring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just had the same realization. Look at the size of the yaks head!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had a similar realization about bison recently too, those things are goddamned huge, bigger even than that mid-sized SUV. Apparently they can get up to 3000lbs in weight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We camped in Yellowstone 30 years ago, and woke up to a bison in the campground, we all just decided to stay in our tent and wait it out, it wandered off, but left a buffalo chip the size of a x-large pizza at the entrance to our site.

It dried out by the 2nd or 3rd day so we could pick it up and toss it.

Nature is amazing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I had a similar experience camping with my family as a kid outside of Wichita Falls, I must've been 9 or 10 tops. I woke up one morning in the camper of my dad's pickup instead of in my tent. Groggily trying to figure out what was going on I started to crawl out over the tailgate only to have my dad's hand come around the corner, grab me by the face, and shove me back in, which was sufficient to wake me up enough to realize that there were 15-20 full-sized bison ambling through the camp. One of them even came within a couple feet of the truck. Needless to say I practically crapped my pants because I had never been anywhere near any kind of animal that big before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

AI posts going to 11 these days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But they are sweet and tasty on the inside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know. The last time I smelled the inside of one, it was pretty bad. My buddy got lost in a blizzard, so I rode my yak out to find him. When I finally got to him, he was so hypothermic that I had no other choice but to use his weird religious laser gadget to cut open the yak and stuff him inside. It was so nasty that I made the above remark.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A similar thing happened to me, but in my case I had to cut open a Yak in the dead of winter and hide inside it to avoid hypothermia and avoid the people chasing me so that I could hunt them down one by one and exact revenge. But you talk to kids nowadays, they don't realize how good they have it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If they're not cutting open yaks for warmth are they even trying?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Don’t talk back

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Lacking in Yaks? Don't talk back.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a Jim Henson creature that's about to guide that dude through a maze. You can't convince me it's not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Smell bad!

Rocks friends.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Never seen a Yak before, now I know whst Appa was based off of and had to comment, beat me too it lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I absolutely agree. We need more Yaks on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Yakkety Yak

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I want to hide beneath its fur coat until it’s safe again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Yaks are dope I'm jealous we don't have em here

Bring on the yakposting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lemmy is the home of NoYak

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

well i vote YesYak