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[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Planning on international child trafficking this time? Quite progressive abduction policy. Fucking Catholic Buddhist child abusers. How is it they get a pass? "Oh that whole tongue sucking thing was just a joke!" SMDH

Clarification: they are the Catholicism of Buddhism in my view (read up on the history of abuses they committed, cutting off peasants hands, gouging out eyes, regularly abducting kids from families)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Theres only so many places with concentrations of tibetan buddhists. it wont be India, china, or tibet. That leaves Mongolia or Russia.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

My insane prediction:

The next Dalai Lama will be born to the one random Tibetan Buddhist family living in a small town in rural Alabama.

Of course, is I was the Lama, I would throw a curve ball and come back as transgender Nigerian woman, just to mix things up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just wondering, is he gonna have a father that sells propane and a Laotian GF?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I thought he was born in Arlen, TX?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

"Little Buddha" staring Bridget Fonda , chris Isaak and Keanu Reves in black face

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I guess that rules out the US.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I was born before things really went south, for example. He didn't specify it had to be "free" currently...?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At the rate things are going, the kid's gonna need to be born off-planet.

He's actually making a political statement, imho, though. He's attempting to prevent China's inevitable attempt to replace him with one of their own.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

China already took custody of the young Panchen Lama, who plays an integral part in identifying the reincarnated Dalai Lama.

I'd say their attempt to replace him is more than inevitable -- it's already underway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ironically musk starting a servitude-built Mars colony and then the next religious leader that can just exist in a vacuum without dying or breathing is born there or something, is basically where I’m putting my faith in this timeline I live in; because it appears logic and human compassion were cool ideas when more people were using psychedelic drugs.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright first one to Suck my tongue is the next Dalai Lama!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His holiness, the great pedophile.

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