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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn't cool anymore?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

LOL. I mean, reading runes as a form of divination is basically on this level. The idea is that you fill a bag with runes, then dump it out on a surface and make your reading based on how they fall.

Personally I prefer to use spaghettios divination in my practice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

"Things are heating up!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some might say it's too disruptive, but that's just tone policing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People these days don't know how to appreciate a bit of showmanship I tell ya hwat

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is ill advised because Mr. Boyardee is a scoundrel and his spirit will influence predictions so that they ultimately lead to hijinks, his council should only be trusted in matters of pasta.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tea is cheap and you read the leftover leaves from drinking a cup. that is some wasteful and expensive divination.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plus, with an additional time preparation and consumption of tea\coffee implies, one can charm a person to better believe whatever comes in that forecast. It's an important lag psychology-wise, that also kinda involves people themselves in the said process, so they have harder times doubting it all.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

ceremony is key.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

that sounds way fucking cooler tbh