this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Didn't Bam Margera do this to his parents as a prank?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: what do you do in the event of a fire?

Genius: I'd be in the pool, i'in't? /Taps head

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I set my bath pillow on fire once - while I was in the bath. I was well impressed with my quick thinking just to yank in down into the bathwater to put it out. My partner was too unimpressed with my stupidity/carelessness to appreciate my quick reflexes!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What in the fuck could you possibly be doing where you find yourself in a situation where your pillow is on fire? While bathing?

I’m with your partner on this one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Candles around the bath! One behind my head got a bit out of control and caught the bath pillow. It was made from something super flammable (or inflammable?) so it went up quickly. It singed a few hairs and the pillow was ruined, but no injuries or damage otherwise!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

super flammable (or inflammable?)

Both mean the same thing! Thanks to the confusing English language, we have to use "non-flammable" to make it clear that something is NOT flammable/inflammable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Goodbye woodwork, we hardly knew ye.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next you'll be telling me that the neighbor installed a hot tub in his apartment and it ended up shorting out the building's electricity, causing me to miss a very important alarm.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I don't, mind filling me in?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If your alarm can't survive a power outage, it's not an important alarm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That is a rejected insurance claim waiting to happen. I mean, imagine coming home to find out it had a hole and leaked all over the place while you were out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something tells me these people don't do insurance claims.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s a “in-shurince”?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In-sewer-ants, it means if my tavern burns down, I get money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Upvote for the Terry Pratchett reference.