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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There's only one way to find out

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

With a completely exposed face?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think more like s bullet proof corset

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's not at all camouflaged.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Bullet resistant* vest

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lol this is awesome

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It does however, make the target easier to hit

[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just shedding his old skin.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That girdle working overtime

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 weeks ago

Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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