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Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week" (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Noice

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
  1. Sucked in my gut
  2. Sucked on your toes
  3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
  4. Sucked your cock dry
  5. Sucked Zelensky's minerals
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Turnip: ...... I already sent you the email yesterday, it's full of so many details, great things!

Immediately starts typing out the email he didn't send

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What happened to that video of trump sucking putin's feet? Was it scrubbed from the internet?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thanks, my day is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't recommend watching it, but I'm glad it's not scrubbed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Watch it! I dare you! A-hahahahahaha

Seriously, c/palespirit is right. Highly NSFL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Does Trump have a good weekly manager update template I could use? Been working a bit on one.