Babylon Bee is garbage, don’t post this shit here.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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Real news is more oniony than The Onion now. They ought to start doing super bland fake stories like “Cat Stuck in Tree, Saved by Local Fire Department.” Kind of like a form of eye bleach.
No way he is muslim. Tf?
I mean look at all the fake-ass christians infecting the world, is it so hard to believe that there are plenty of fake-ass muslims too? I was friends with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and he told me it was commonplace in Jordan to have a group of men drinking tea at a cafe, except the tea pot was full of liquor. I don't know if it was meant to hide it from other people, hide it from god, or both.
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Is he an actual Muslim? Or did he convert just to lessen the heat on him?
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Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump's cabinet
Ehh. They are rapey enough but don't you think they look well, a little on the brown side? Doesn't seem like there's any reason to compromise when there aren't DEI rules in place and there are plenty of rapey whites that are well qualified.
I thought that's why he got them out/they came over here
Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.
What better position? Secretary of safety of women and children
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So they're all at least 5 months old? Must be bringing their girlfriends.
Perfect! This is perfection, nobody will ever make a better use of this meme format!
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This is not the onion, but Desantis might go after him. It could all be a stunt, of course.
From the Miami Herald article:
But Tate’s claim that the Romanian case against him was dismissed in December isn’t true. While a Bucharest court ruled that the first criminal case could not proceed due to legal and procedural irregularities, the charges against the Tates remain in effect. What’s unclear is how further cases will proceed now that the Tates are back on American soil.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article301122934.html
If he does, this will be the one and only time I ever root for that piece of shit. Desantis that is, not the other pos.
Perhaps Trump needs someone new to replace Epstein.
Is there any one quality that more of the people surrounding Trump share than being serial sex abusers?
I can't think of one.
I think they all have to share their "special secret". If one of the group doesn't, they are a liability.
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I thought the Babylon Bee would love Andrew Tate.
Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them
I definitely get that vibe from that headline. It's not that the US reached out and said "touch not one hair on my precious scumbags", it's that they did it for someone who scumbags who also claim to be Muslim and fail the melanin deficiency test.
I had no idea he was Muslim.
He's probably about as Muslim as a brick with the word "Muslim" painted on it.
I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)
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