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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure that by "outsiders" you mean "people who go outside," and I agree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm staying in the bunker and not coming out until I can buy donuts again.

Donuts are the true sign of a civilized society.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

THERE'S A DONUT SHORTAGE IN INDIANA??!

I'll airlift some in, you can price gouge them, we'll split the profits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Not yet, but when society collapses, the donuts will go with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes.

Competeting fascist movements with chillingly few reasonable people "outside" is really hard for people who ascribe to a fascist movement.

I am saying Democrats are committing genocide and Republicans want to commit a genocide too. And too few are looking for another way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Can I ask you something unrelated? I see you all over lemmy, commenting and posting on pretty much everything. Looking at your profile says you have over 25k submissions in 8 months, that is over 100 comments and/or posts per day.

Assuming you also sleep sometimes and have some sort of occupation and perhaps real life in some form, that leaves about 12-14 hours per day to post content, likely less.

How do you manage that? Honestly I’m amazed.

(If this is too personal feel free to ignore of course)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

WFH, desk job, multiple monitors, remain sitting at the desk after work because fuck outside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

And an upright citizen defending democracy at every turn, too. Heroic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It isn't that impressive. 100 posts and comments a day is probably only a few hours a day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Still a crazy amount, and none of it seems artificial.

To continue the math: 8 hours sleep, 1 hour for general household chores and cooking, another hour at least for eating (spread over the day), 2-4 hours for leisurely activities like spending time with the family, going for a run, pursuing a hobby. Then, assuming an occupation with normal hours, that’s another 8. Leaves 2-4 hours I haven’t accounted for, if it’s an on-site profession it also requires commuting for example.

Granted, during a few of these one could probably pull out the phone on occasion and browse Lemmy a bit, but still the sheer volume of ~~not low(?)~~ effort submissions in that timeframe, over such a long period, is very impressive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't get the one about needing a seamstress for your raiding party. What am I missing here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Party balance is important

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Gotta look good when you rape and pillage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This is just a guide on how to speak Gamertongue

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

~~We need a new plague~~

Guess the millennials can cross that one off their list.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

12 Monkeys predicted it in the 1990s, but got some parts wrong, like people banding together and living underground to find a cure. And time travel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The time travel part is at least plausible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

As someone tinkering with locally running LLMs with voice input and output, thank you sincerely, I will make use of these on the LLM side.

The last thing I need is a chipper AI assistant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Please yes. Snarky and jaded LLM are the future.