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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"For Windows only"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Canonical taking notes