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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

"For Windows only"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Canonical taking notes