this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Well sure, airplanes got big uppies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It's always funny to me when the recruitment posters show the Air Force with guns.

Enlist today, kids! Sure, you got a 14 on the ACT, but that just means you're well suited for an exciting career as Air Base Gate Guard!

What, you wanted to be a pilot? A mechanic maybe?

Why would you think you're qualified for that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Mad even better by the "no weapons" sign posted over the "A".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

And his name is "Bud".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Buddy's in a rocket ship, that's their whole purpose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A school in my home town was called Miami High

So we would joke Mi am I High?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

My brain tends to do that to me fairly often, making me read words split up differently. Most recently I discovered that Chicago could also be interpreted as a game similar to Pokemon Go! with a Spanish girl protagonist (Chica Go!).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Don't forget to bring a towel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Wooooaaaah! Thanks Crow!