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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Bulletproof glass, but they didn't allow tools? Is this the company that made glass for the cybertruck?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

That’s the point.

They didn’t want anyone to be actually able to get the money.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If it was done in Australia, I reckon the 3 mil wouldnt last 24 hours. Possible tools I'd say would be used are :- 1) Ute 2) Bobcat 3) Backhoe & 4) Bulldozer, not necessarily in that order.....

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This was a marketing gimmick, they had guards to make sure no one actually broke it

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

5 ) Boomerang

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can't you get like, a diamond drill bit and just give it a light tap? Tempered glass breaks easily if the outside layer is compromised.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They didn't allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Just embed a tip in-between the ridges of a boot.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bullet proof "glass" isn't just tempered glass in fact it never was the original was just glass layered with plastic but the new stuff is made from multiple layers of different materials each specialized to cover the others weakness, think fascism literally means to fassen together like a bundle of sticks that is harder to break than one stick(I don't know why my mind went to fascism in retrospect a yin yang would be more accurate anyways)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Laminates are pretty common in many applications. Lots of things built from wood use several layers glued together. Or think of a lasagna.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Laminates are pretty common in many applications. Lots of things built from wood use several layers glued together. Or think of a lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Have they tried shooting it?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn't even flinch. Happens every day.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

That makes sense. When I read that, my immediate thought was: demo saw.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 days ago (6 children)

The gimmick was you couldn't do it with tools.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

The real gimmick is there isn't really 3 million in there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck the rules, it's 3 million, I'm going to do whatever is necessary to smash that glass 😎

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The images are made to look like CCTV footage of a bus stop, but there is zero chance they left that much money in there unprotected. You could just ram it with a car and haul it home. Either it's fake money or it was only there for a day with a crew for filming.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

There was a contracted security guard there at all times, a rule that you couldn't use any tools, and they called it off after a day when the bus stop frame started to weaken. Only $500 of real money was placed on top of a bunch of fake money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

There isn't any actual money inside.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Define tools. Does a .50bmg SLAP count? Because there's no way that glass is rated to take anti-mat rounds.

Of course you can't do it without tools, I wouldn't want to break a regular window without tools, get my hand all cut up again and shit (last time was an accident). "No tools" makes the contest meaningless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah - without tools would be impossible.

That being said, for that kind of cash, I'd accept getting my hand cut up and shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Well fair and even if you could one punch man that shit the glass should act differently due to the lamination so you prob would get less cut, but also do gloves count as tools?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago

You can't use anything at all if it's effective actually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You couldn't as you weren't allowed to. It was a bad marketing campaign because people think "omg why it's so easy".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, not allowing any tools shows a lack of confidence in their glass.

The CEO that stood behind his company's bullet proof glass while an employee shot it with an AK or something knew how to do it.

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