These people's stories are always so fake.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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Maybe but also I bike around a lot, offer to buy people things if I'm going past a cafe or grocery store and not in a rush, and have asked the person to watch my bike while I'm in there. I've left all kinds of stuff I wouldn't normally on and in the bike and they've always watched over it even in sketchy areas or with stuff worth more than the coffee I'm about to grab them. So I'd file this one under "possible even if improbable, and could be exaggerated"
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That homeless man turns out was Elon Musk. He was inspired by what happened to steal even more.
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The watching the car protection racket is a very common thing in many countries in the world my friend. Just because it's ridiculous doesn't mean it's not true.
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Plot twist, the homeless man broke into everyones car because they didnt pay the insurance.
Don't pay the insurance fee, bad things are going to happen.
Also Miss Kenzie, my fee went up.
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Postcards from The Orphan Crushing Machine.
You got a very good deal on a security guard. Well-done, you.
I've also seen free-agent contractors filling queues for movie tickets and TV show taping tickets - when that was a thing - and negotiating their price per hour.
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