In today's episode of things that never happened...
People Twitter
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
- Mark NSFW content.
- No doxxing people.
- Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
- No bullying or international politcs
- Be excellent to each other.
- Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician.
Getting real "That happened" vibes here.
i live in homeless land and im pretty sure this didn't happen but it's nice to give $15
Austin, TX used to be such a good town.
RIP.
We couldn't keep it weird.... I think the true beginning of the downfall was when Leslie Cochran left us. And Joe "I am so fucking straight guys" Rogan moved in
Not very familiar with Austin, why is it important that Joe Rogan is fucking straight guys and telling everyone about it?
I'm gonna be honest, Joe Rogan's sexuality never crossed my mind until this moment so I googled it. Turns out he has been married a while.
He is still a huge right courting polemical douche regardless of which sex he is attracted to.
The wife could easily be a beard.
I think it was people trying to make the weird trendy.
mega-fucking-sigh
I mean, I peg it more to Greg Abbott becoming governor than anything. Perry was power mad freak, but he was comparatively chill on the culture wars. Abbott's made it his life's goal to Austin into a Whites Only Country Club.
This occasionally ends up on my dash and I love it every time. The mental image/clip it provides is hysterical.
You are living in sad, sad county 😐
But the surrounding counties are pretty good.
(Pretending this is real) Is this even a good deal? $15 each time. Maybe 1% chance for a break in. You end up paying on average $1500 to stop a break in.
I did this same thing when I was in Austin. When the cost of a decent drink at the bar you're going to is the same price, it's not too much to pay for carsitying services. But tbh I paid him half out of charity and half because I can't be sure he would slash my tires for NOT giving him the money. He knows where my car is and knows I'm going to be away for a while. Better safe than sorry.
Seems like a good deal
Depending on the cost of parking, it might still be a winner. Every time I park near where someone homeless is posted up I offer them whatever coins I have on me to give me a shout or a call if they see a parking warden before I come back. Cheaper than parking, and it helps local people instead of fucking Wilson's.
Presumably it's more of an excuse to give the dude $15 than a real expectation of service.
Its amazing that people don't understand that its supposed to be all about the homeless man and zero percent about the car. The fact that she got coincidental services out of her charity is the funny part.
Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!