Me as a random passenger, 10 minutes after take-off, and crawling up on the shoreline...
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I mean, that's... the implication, right?
And don't forget the coffee!
"Please say yes, for fucks sake!"
Makes sense, couldn't afford to take time off to do it somewhere nice
Some people like to do it somewhere important, or that has a special relevance to their relationship.
So really it was there or the delta Business lounge bathrooms.
He’s winging it. It’ll be a turbulent relationship.
^God^ ^dammit.^
Honestly I thought it said pilot proposed to "my" girlfriend.
"Babe you have to take this one for the team"
To be fair, it doesn't specify whose girlfriend it was, so it could be yours.
Did you get clearance, Clarence?
Roger, Roger.
What’s my vector Victor?
That doesn't sound like good crew resource management...
"Based on the fact you called V1 too early, I'm going to say no."
"ALRIGHT! I"LL SAY YES BUT PLEASE GET BACK INTO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THE PLANE!"
I imagine things would take a nosedive
"Ehhh, this is your captain speaking, ehhh, we're gonna be experiencing some turbulence as the plane heads straight down into the ocean, ehhh, please remain seated while the seat belt light is on."
The other day we were playing a video game and my 5 year old shouted "DO AN AILERON ROLL!!"
We must be doing something right.
Gordon Lightfoot plays softly in the background
🎶This old airport's got me down. It's no earthly good to me. And I'm stuck here on the ground, as cold and drunk as I can be🎶
The implication 😈
“No one’s in any danger! How could I make that any more clear to you? Okay. It’s an implication of danger.”
Really makes you think, was this what happened with MH370? Was this theory ever put out there
I'm sure Russia tried that excuse at one point
I heard the pilot had three copies of The Sims 3
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