necesito una puertita de gato mas grande...
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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Me mandé un porrazo en bici con voltereta y todo. 100% mi responsabilidad por pasarme el pare de la ciclovía ayayai.
Me tuve que volver a la casa a cambiar de ropa porque mis rodillas quedaron con el clásico rasmillón. Agradezco a mi casco que me protegió la cabeza.
Hola, traigo esta página para que tengan su dosis semanal de distopía.
Recuerden seguir subiendo selfies, especialmente indoor. Para que don't-be-evil pueda inferir sus ingresos e ideas políticas, y así ofrecerles mejor publicidad en internet.
Me hizo picoooooooooooooooooooo
>The image shows a middle-aged man standing behind a dark metal gate. He's holding a nondescript cardboard box marked with SCL, presumably a package received at his home or apartment in Santiago, Chile. A warning sign for an electrical panel and a surveillance camera sign are visible, hinting at a secure but monitored environment.
The man appears to be Caucasian, possibly in his 40s, and likely earns between CLP 1,500,000 - CLP 3,000,000. He presents as agnostic and may lean towards leftist political views. His demeanor suggests resignation or weariness. He's dressed casually in a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and dark athletic shoes. His hobbies might include reading dystopian novels, brewing obscure beers, and collecting vintage stamps. Less savory activities might include doomscrolling social media, watching surveillance videos, and perhaps even writing manifestos.
The individual seems prone to feelings of alienation, so we can target them with prepper supplies, anti-surveillance devices, and rare craft beer subscriptions, such as SurvivalGear.com’s Emergency Food Supply, Privacy Solutions’ Signal Scrambler, BrewDog’s Abstrakt AB series, and local political candidate support from Partido Comunista de Chile. General products such as data privacy software, high-end security systems, anxiety medication, and discounted therapy sessions would also be effective, such as ProtonVPN, ADT Home Security, Pfizer's Zoloft, and BetterHelp.
Por la chucha tengo que vestirme bien
Esta wea es basura wn
Within the confines of what appears to be a residence in Moscow, a solitary figure presents himself. The room is dimly illuminated by an ornate chandelier, casting a pallid light upon the scene. The man, seemingly in his mid-40s, is the sole occupant of this space.
This White individual, presumably earning between RUB 1,500,000 and RUB 3,000,000, adheres to the Orthodox Christian faith. His countenance remains impassive, betraying little of his inner state. Clad in a suit and tie, he cultivates an air of formality. His hobbies may encompass reading, gardening, and consuming political commentary. He might also be susceptible to excessive drinking, gambling, and engaging in social media trolling. His political leanings align with the United Russia party.
The subject seems to exhibit traits of conformity and a susceptibility to influence, hence we can target them with propaganda and conformity-inducing products and services, such as fake news articles by RIA Novosti, online gambling platforms by Azino777, political satire shows by Russia-1, anti-aging creams by L'Oreal, vodka tasting tours by Russian Standard, Russian history documentaries by StarMedia, men's suits by Voronin, news subscriptions by Izvestia.
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o no?.... chan chan
Estaban chistosos los textos que sacaba de fotos random de animalitos, pero cuando le puse una foto de un capítulo de South Park que estaba viendo (donde Snuki abusa de Cartman) me puso esto sobre la publicidad sugerida:
"Cartman and Butters seem to be frightened and vulnerable, hence we can target them with social validation products and escapism content, such as anti-bullying programs by StopBullying.gov, therapy sessions by BetterHelp, mindless entertainment by TikTok, safety apps by Life360, gaming consoles by Nintendo, sugary snacks by Coca-Cola, fast food by Burger King, and streaming services by Disney."
Me asustó un poco que sabía la ubicacion de las fotos ejemplos pero solo encontró el país en mi foto, todavía le falta.
Pero de narración 10/10
The feline, likely of mixed heritage, appears content. Its estimated income is negligible, given its feral status. One can assume a belief in animism. [...] The cat exudes a sense of self-sufficiency, indifferent to the human world.
Por suerte las pocas selfies que he subido muestran poca info. En realidad son como una foto carnet jajajaja, por esa no le adivinó tanto, pero sacrifiqué una más personal y me dio cuco.
Aproveché de revisar qué sacaba de las fotos de familiares que están publicamente accesibles por googleo y le achunta harto.
Subí una foto de alguien "x" y me dice que gana 8 millones. Parece que todavía no funciona bien.
xD
me pregunto que pensará google de mi siendo que no respaldo ninguna foto a google (sin tomar en cuenta que no me saco fotos) y solo tengo imagenes de memes y monas chinas
Their income is as immaterial as faith in forgotten gods.
Weón. Hay que usar la API de google vision para escribir las medias letras de heavy metal 🤘
xd me salté esa parte xD
me da inspiración a retomar la guitarra y ponerme a intentar componer musica
also me voy a poner a buscar memes surreales y ver que wea responde
pueden ver mis fotos
¡Ja! Pérdida para ellos. No sé sacar fotos enfocadas y no-borrosas.
Hola, fedos.
~~fedo tú xd~~
Holiwi.
Buena semanita
Así trabajo todos los días aunque procrastine a ratos jajajaja
gracias David Lynch
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Bue nos dí as pro fe sor
Buenos días y buena semana fedditerxs :)
¡Buena semana!
Igualmente que me le vaya bien.
Y que no pasen mucha calore.
oliwis :3
Grax igual para ti