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It's how the magic happens (mander.xyz)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

You do get to wear a cool lab coat though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Where is the hand-crank centrifuge?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

i majored in pipetting 💀

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One of the jobs AI is going to replace

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They already make machines to do repetitive pipetting, it's just that humans are cheaper and more widely usable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Our lab's auto pipetter is broken about 60% of the time, most days we just shut it off and reroute specimens to the workbenches to do it by hand because it's faster than attempting to fix it or call customer service. Maybe once the good-for-nothing customer service repair phone line is replaced by AI it will actually function and be worth the half a million dollars we spent on this stupid machine, lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, its missing putting your sample in a big grey machine and then getting a number from the big grey machine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget putting your samples in the incubator and waiting overnight for cells to grow.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thats more microbiology.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Protein expression falls under biochemistry, and you need to grow cells for that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look I spoke to Bill Nye and he said all scientists can grow cells sometimes, as a treat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shit yeah. Where do computer scientists sign up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Bioinformatics is the last door at the end of the hall. Be warned, we put it down there for a reason.