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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

The Founding Fathers were VERY CLEAR when it came to Protecting Mass Child Murderers but VERY MURKY when it came to Separation of Church and State!

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I remember watching a skit where someone time travels like 50-100 years into the future to see if all the problems get solved, war, climate change, etc. the guy assures everything fine and reveals the solution. The rapture came and took all of the religious people away. Everyone left was easily able to work together to solve all the issues.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Who is she?

Edit: never mind: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_White

Edit 2: she is a prosperity theologian? Tbf, I am no christian, but i really doubt this is what Jesus wanted.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah no shit... Jesus would be fashioning a whip to drive these fuckers out of his temple.

If he were real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Condescending Joel Osteen Noises

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago (11 children)

What? I searched for it and it's not a joke? There's an actual Faith office in the USA? That's something you would expect in Iran, not the USA

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

We talking Iran, the secular democracy prior to 1953? Or Iran, the US backed military dictatorship that lasted until 1979? Or Iran, the Revolutionary Socialist Government that imploded in the run up to the US instigated Iran-Iraq War?

Oh oh oh. I gotcha. We're talking about the modern theocratically controlled ~~Kingdom of Saud~~ uh... ~~Hinduvista Federal government of India~~ um... ~~Revanchist Anti-Communist Christian Cult of the Park/Yoon government~~ er... ~~Apartheid State of Israel~~ oh, here it is, Ayatollah's Iran.

Damn, can't believe America would end up like Evil Foreign Country, instead of a model liberal secular government we traditionally support.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

America isn't like this since last month

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

But the madness has really ramped up lately.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

100s of 1000s of $$

This is cursed and looks like "hundreds or thousands of dollars" at a glance. Just say "100,000s of dollars" or "$200,000+".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I would say $100K+ & provide a link. Idk. It's nice & short, it's lowball & true to say, and if people want to look up more accurate numbers they can do so on their own time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think "100,000s of dollars" is cursed too. If you want to use that phrasing, just spell out "hundreds of thousands".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be "hundreds of a thouseand"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

No, the thousands are plural.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Or a six figure sum.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

married a member of the rock band Journey

Is that why she didn't stop believing? (I'm guessing she never started, but...)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Orsonwellesclapping.gif

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Grifters gotta grift.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Something, something, separation of church and state, would be my guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it?

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago

God forbid women have hobbies 🙄

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