Eat my shorts
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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Is this /j or /srs
It’s neither. It’s /s
I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.
It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.
Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
Perhaps to the one giving them
OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...
I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
2025:
Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
The new food of the wallstreetbets community
wtf???
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html
We haven't even started memeing about the "AI-enabled menu changes".
It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.
What the actual. I literally have no words.
Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.
lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”
Needs a candlestick chart