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Thank god "shit" is censored (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago (7 children)

enterprise resource planning??

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Aggravated I can't find that feminization pipeline image that's like 'gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay... straight.'

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Same soon. It's just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

The council watches with great interest.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer's national gay ban.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

bro is lost in the sauce

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

...you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?

sh itjust works

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's debatable. I'm honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It's exhausting.

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