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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus's who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?

One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Mosquitos are not humanity though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How can one fix mosquitos in humans?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

When are the rest of you going to get the magenta receptor update?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Humans do bioluminisce, it's just too weak for human eyes and most detectors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn't that we don't glow, it's the fact that our eyes suck.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren't collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Exercice helps but 3rd party tool are often still needed.

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