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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has nightmares of slipping on ice and falling down stairs when I sleep. The kicks I do are annoying.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'd like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Could we also do something about the dark triad traits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let's go base 12!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

6 fingers feature already in development, available to some users in PTR

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
  • remove redundant form of hemoglobin

Ah yes let’s make the entire system vulnerable so a single attack vector can shutdown every node.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

But feeling like I'm falling when I'm going to sleep is the only time I really feel alive...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think "Patch this Bish" is kind of how we got to this point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  • regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
  • (optional) eternal life and youth
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

These days it ain't looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass

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