this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Shiting the floor and not being able to comprehend English would give me a long face to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

What does a panda have in common with your ex-boyfriend?

I invite one over and he eats shoots and leaves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

A typical night after a match

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Why are there leaves in the bar?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Why, why are there leaves in a bar?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe the horse was just mad that the bartender didn't take its order first before launching into a joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I mean really, that horse can drink a LOT of beer. Kinda missed out on a good customer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

His bank account is in the neigh-gatives, no wonder he got kicked out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I don't think we can bet on saddling him with that. He hoofed it outa there on his own.