When the Bard has a whole excel database of insults
Reminds me of the list of tales of grand adventure that my storyteller bard used for bardic inspiration. It was tagged so I could find one fitting the current encounter.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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The real crime here is using Excel as a database.
SELECT Insult FROM Insults
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 1
Excel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human
That reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.