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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I bet that this corrupt asshole has been sniffing for counteroffers since Oliver's show.

I'll bet the biggest stick in his eye is not that everyone is laughing at him, it's that he sees how cheaply he sold out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just mention the code SCOTUS

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago

I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Welcome to the world where corruption was exposed and it now officially legalized at the highest level.

Things will get so much worse before anything gets better... I hope y'all been hedging $LUBE

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

For a limited time only. Conditions may apply. Contact your local representative at 1-800- unconstitutional to get your benefits today.

Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

all principles must go!

[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago

It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Now that is a good article.