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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'll distribute the leopards. If you're Republican or voted for the pile of shit, just see one of the leopards. Tell them to go back where they came from, they'll know what to do. They're trained, it only takes a second. Pretty painless during... I assume. Oh it's figurative speech? Never mind! I'll get the pumas back. It was pumas right? Ew, I think this one already ate a face. Sorry sorry...

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

From that picture it looks like the weak jet stream is the problem. We just need to build a ton of wind farms across Canada to blow it harder so that it becomes more powerful. Easy.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You need to convince them the Earth is a sphere first.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then we need to convince them to build more big red arrows to keep the blue stuff up the top

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's not the rich call it what it is. Capital. When profits are impacted we will see change. This is why I continue to say no one is going to bat an eye when Florida gets swallowed by the ocean but when New York does? That's when we will have a collective eye opening.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Elon thinks he'll make it mars with neuralink implant, Peter Thiel will run his fiefdom in new Zealand, the Orange God King will....

Xi Jin ping will continue doing communism with chinese characteristics and lean harder into Confucianism, the Europeans will return to fiefdom Feudalism

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sounds too complicated to be true. Obvious explanation is Jewish Space Laser!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Ha, you believe in space

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Honestly we are way past the point of any scientific reasoning. The public has voted that they are uninterested, and the US government and large corporations are about to be uninterested too.

To be blunt… No one ever really cared, but the world kinda squeaked by putting scientists in front of statesmen and public broadcasts. Everyone kinda nodded along, and not just for global warming.

That period is over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Dayum. Well said. Though some people cared. We, the few, and Al Gore, for example. The great majority, no. It does appear that period is over, I agree. Perhaps this is how it has been for the last 4-5 decades. Maybe this hope's death will be the last in our history.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A few people cared, fewer did anything about it. Most were more concerned with mass production of cheap shit.

Got a heat pump to replace the gas boiler, bike instead of car and replaced the concrete paved garden with what will hopefully become a wildflower meadow with shrubs on the edges. You can actually just stop buying a lot of the stuff that is causing these problems.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No actually the people are interested and the megacorps still destroys the planet because they have no soul they worship only profit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Then why are so few people engaged?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Do you know? I don't understand why I should know? I think many people are also so I don't get the premise

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's ok, some life will survive, but the human pests will be eradicated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'm fine with that, they chose not to be worthy. I saw the masses shout it very clearly, they want to keep this nonsense going ad undas.

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