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Day 24. Fuck I've missed weed in the past 48 hours.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

I got 3. 4 if I manage to get laid.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Legit thought this was just a personal collection to choose from. Gotta mix n' match throughout the day, ya know. Perhaps start with a little masturbation, then 10 straight hours video games, followed by some flirtatious bdsm for dinner, finished off (gigiddy) with a bit more masturbation when you realize this is all a fantasy and your actually just sad and all alone . . .

P.S. Autocorrect really hates the word masturbation, lol, fuckin prude

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

actually just sad and all alone

Geez, dude, stop with the arrows to my heart. I do laugh at the not-really-a contradiction of masturbation and bdsm.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, I stabbed myself with the arrows first

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I prefer the sample platter and have a taste for the week

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it'd be easier with two hands. but in a pinch, you could do the whole set with just one.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pls explain how to starve and binge 3k Cal simultaneously

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

I cant speak for everyone but for me it depends on the day which one itll be.

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Take up endurance sports...

Starve yourself all week while training, do a 30k long run on the weekend, then eat 2 days worth of food in onr sitting.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

I won't eat all day and half the night, then just demolish a whole bunch of food thats terribly bad for you.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

6/8, 75%. Damn barely above average even here

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 2 months ago

6/8 for life, bro!

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] thejml@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Just 2 short of a perfect score

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Replace playing video games with doomscolling, and I'm 6/8 as well 😂

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Felling_High_Horses@endlesstalk.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ThIs iS aDhD, THat'S AdHd, evErytHinG Is aDhD.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

What did you say? I was busy thinking of what I would do in crazy scenarios that will never happen.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Masturbation and 10h gaming strait

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does gaming after 10 hours of masturbation count?

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Finding the right video for 10 hours?