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[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago

"fuck you, got mine" - some anti-immigration guy that put zero effort into gaining citizenship via birth

[–] [email protected] 67 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Breaking News: President of the United States revokes her* own Citizenship!

*trump is now a woman, due to her executive order that technically classifies everyone in the US as a woman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Actually nonbinary, as none of us produce gametes at conception.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

I didn't expect The Future is Female to happen so suddenly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

So now we have a gay, female nazi president. What a timeline!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

United we stand, Divided we fall.

ONE ~~RING~~ GENDER TO RULE THEM ALL!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In all seriousness, “Born in the USA” is an anti-Vietnam War song.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

Dude, we know, that's part of the joke.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago

…and the Village People were a symbol of macho gay-fantasy personas.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

But he is given a conditional pass because he is part Irish as well as a Catholic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

Cheech Marin, too.