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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Back to beans!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

This is a distressing image

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why won't u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Next time try just one big bean

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

At least the safe did it's job

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What would you need 2 vaults for?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The top one is a drop vault you can see the little door, employees can deposit it without needing a code. Managers have access to this one to reconcile all the days deposits for the end of the night close.

The bottom one is long storage usually only the gm/owner has that code. The previous days cash is verified then moved into that one for holding until a bank run or money truck pickup can be arranged.

Standard restaurant set up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's really smart. Thank you for the explanation!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

One for each of the bowls if beans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

In case you want to use it more than once.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We are in for a week of bean memes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They never stopped if your instance is federated with hexbear. People block/defed because they don't like the politics but they don't realize they are missing the hot bean action

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah. I block authoritarians on sight because fuck that shit. So hexbear was gone within a month of joining lemmy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Bean-master level unlocked!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This has not bean your best day

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

What is the office doing in the kitchen?

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