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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

This would be great news if it would happen, and especially if it brings back allowing the engine to be embedded.

Postgres is better, but embedded Postgres isn’t something that’s going to happen.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know it’s a meme, but if you didn’t know already MySQL was named after the creator’s daughter My

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And MariaDB is named after his other daughter 😉

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And MariaDB was named after his second daughter right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yes, and another projektrojekt MaxDB, is named after his son Max.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't OurSQL just MariaDB?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Well, MariaDb is a publicly traded company. So it's "Our SQL" only if you buy stocks in them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

No, that belongs to Maria

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

MariaDB for the win!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! everyone know that postgres is the TRUE revolutionary sql! lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I think Postgres could win the MisSql pageant

Snowflake and DuckDB would be up there doing 10 different talents, then Postgres would just stand there and say “uh huh, I do that too” to thunderous applause!

SQLite would win the swimsuit competition but then struggle with concurrent writes during talent show and get disqualified. The judges would always get its name wrong.

Big query would get caught copying Snowflake and bribing the judges. Presto/Trino would require a full team to get dressed for the costume contest and miss the event.

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Let's not lie to ourselves now. The winner would probably be a SQLite flat file serialized into a postgres text column.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

There are a lot of companies running XAMP / LAMP stacks, for some reason.

MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.

But haven't you heard? It's webscale!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

and db2 wouldn't even be invited to compete. lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

Oracle’s PR machine & dark money.