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Yes but both of them are me and the difference is the presence or absence of MDMA
My mom and my brother, whenever I went out with them when I was younger, would always greet at least 3 or 4 different people. I was always the weird, edgy, antisocial scarecrow
This is me with one of my friends, except I also have a high tendency to recognize his friends also, since they're usually also people from high school, but then they don't recognize me. I'm a background character dude, it's kind of awesome.
I'm kind of that friend because I've had a chance to meet and work with a lot of famous people without ever being especially famous or successful myself... but I do have a lot of stories. Both professional and incidental.
For example-
My dog played with Eric Idle's dog in a park one day. We were the only two people there. We talked about dogs.
You ~~and your friend~~ just casually met one of my favorite comedians/actors... Some people have all the luck. Well, at least this comment places me at (a very tenuous) two degrees of separation :)
Any noteworthy encounters with Cleese?
Edit because I misread
Cleese is kind of a jerk sadly. I can't say I was personally introduced but I was in his vicinity for a spell in a professional capacity. I love his comedic persona but I can't say I would want to have an extended discussion with him... He's very... Acerbic in the not pleasant kind of way.
No, he was the only Python I ever had the pleasure of meeting.
I am acquainted with quite a few people in my smallish town (35,000) and it's very hard to go out and not run into at least one person I recognize. I frequent most of the local shops, get to know the owners, get friendly with the clerks. It serves one well to get to know people.
Lordy yes. I have a friend who's apparently friends with everyone else on the planet earth, he knows everyone from the mayor to the dog catcher to every person in every neighborhood we go into. Wherever we go, people come up to him and greet him and I'm like - uh - I'll just stand her and hold your coke. I feel like the wall flower that hasn't left my apartment in 25 years.
My mom. Grew up in a small town of about 25,000 and my mom was the front office manager for the local orthodontist. Orthodontist was great and even folks from "the big city" went to her. My whole life was going out with my mom and running into people who wanted to talk
I live in a small town with about 600 people, so “A small town of about 25,000” was crazy to read.
According to the example on this Wikipedia page you live in a village not a town. Just thought it was neat.
It was originally classified as a town, because there used to be a lot more people not long ago. Many people left because there wasn’t enough work, and it’s not a very opportunistic place for kids.
My friend says I act like this.
I read a book called "how to win friends and influence people" and it completely changed my life for the better once I started taking the book literally.
Everybody tends to be selfish and think of themselves (not in a bad way). If you play into this and learn what people are interested in, you instantly become interesting to that person.
"Hey Ricky, how's your hot wheels collection! Get any new classics?" True story, different name. That's just the butcher at the grocery store I frequent. He'll tell me all about his latest hot wheels collection, and then I get a discount, we both win. I've made a friend, and influenced him to give me a deal.
But how do you even know about his Hot wheels collection? It's not like I ask all store clerks for their hobby.
He had a couple hot wheels out on the counter and I asked about them, so he was excited to share his hobby with me.
Ask them about themselves, i guess. Im sure it's in the book somewhere.
I suppose you can try and start a conversation by talking about yourself, or "a friend", then using that as a hook for asking about them. Or use a low hanging fruit, like a popular sport (something weird in USA, soccer everywhere else):
"Damn, my friend can't stop talking about his team, do you follow sports?" On a no, it's a perfect opportunity to comment something like "Yeah, better stuff to spend your time with, right?"
Yep, all my friends are like this.
I've been both. Hermit is best
My mom seems to know everyone on the planet. Grocery shopping with her is the worst because she'll run into people she knows every single time and spends forever talking to them.
This is invariably the case when a person deep in the Introvert side of the scale goes out with a friend far into the opposite side of the same scale, (i.e. an Extrovert).
On the other hand there are situations were it's the Extrovert friend that feels awkward and the Introvert one that is at home and energized, normally anything to do with figuring out and solving really complex problems and situations rather that casual socializing.
It's absolutelly normal to feel comparativelly inept next to an expert doing their thing in their expert domain.
I like that you think that all of us hermits are an expert at something. No, a lot of us aree just both pathetic and stupid lol.
I bet you're good at something, even if only because you've done lots of it and/or find it interesting.
It needs not be expertise in a formal "expert" field, for one to be an expert.
Does being good at browsing lemmyshitpost count lmaoo
I are talk gud
Ah, man. I used to have a friend just like this. We're still friendly these days, I just stopped drinking so I don't get out until the wee hours anymore.
Seriously we'd walk down the street and every third person he would stop and chat to as if they were lifelong friends... Somehow even after knowing him for years every time it would be people I didn't recognise. I assume he must have been dealing or something.
Come on, everyone knows Dave.
I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.
I can quit whenever I want lol
Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts
What?
Zach
My wife and I are some weird combination of this. She’s a local doctor and we routinely see people that recognize her that she can’t acknowledge first.
After volunteering multiple days in the lunchroom at my kid’s elementary school last year and working in a high school media center this year I’m a bit “that friend” but in a more creepy way because I know everyone’s kids, but not their parents.
When I meet my kids friend's parents I usually refer to them as eg Hey Joe's Dad, how you doin'.
I fk'n wish
That's my wife. Leaving parties is the worst because I love the ol' Irish Goodbye and she needs to say bye to EVERYONE at the party that she talked to.
I'm fairly well connected and that's exactly why I use the Irish goodbye LoL. It used to take me half of the party to say hello, then I'd be saying goodbye straight afterwards it felt. I realized that as long as I connected with you at the event you don't remember if It was coming or going so I just started leaving. It was so liberating.
Depending on who I am with I could go either way. I'm like an extroverted introvert mutant haha.
"Ambivert". I am that too. ^^
Oh hello fellow weirdos.