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I am on the shitter instead of the shower. So, sorry if I babble crap. But imagine something like GitHub but for the purpose of restructuring society.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The scenario you describe is actually represented in a great free book from Cory Doctorow: https://boingboing.net/2009/10/28/makers-my-new-novel.html

Today is the launch of my new novel, Makers, a book about people who hack hardware, business-models, and living arrangements to discover ways of staying alive and happy even when the economy is falling down the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

With the hyphen, right? Please say with the hyphen.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

The revolution? What revolution? Against ze Germans? WTF are you on about?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I thought of some subreddit where we would focus on not thrying to go extinct somehow by learning to be self-sufficient and then helping others become the same. Simple, legal, questionably effective. But I got myself banned by saying shit while suicidal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can you elaborate your thoughts? What does "A GitHub for restructuring society" look like?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Politics favor the bold, the loud and mostly those who have the money to buy the first two.

Those are not the ones with the knowledge and empathy to, lets say for an example, build a new school (not just the building)

Teachers, architects, children, Gardeners, socialworkers, artists etc. Should be able to share their Knowledge and interweave it, while everybody can watch learn and copy.

Together they create a blueprint of the project. Now everybody can come and do the math on it. Or even prototype the school.

Important is the most questionnaire:

Is it the most oecologic solution

The most fair

The most accessible

The most qualitative

The most fun

You can put up existing laws and systems and watch the world tinker with it.

The hard thing is how do you officiate a project or law. But I think something like a monthly vote. you watch the short disclaimer people made aside their changes press yes no or idc.

Oh by the way I do not really know how GitHub works. Never used it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Billions of completely unrelated developments of niche topics in languages most people don't understand and then also hundreds of competing solutions to the same problems.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've thought of this as well.

Git is a great version control and distributed collaboration system.

Just need to use it to manage a constitution, a bill of rights, and a legal framework. Legal code instead of computer code.

Technologically super easy. Convincing a government to switch to a new constitution is hard. We just need an amendment that amends the amendment process into a pull request approval.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

We don't need to convince the government. We just ignore it until it goes away. If it does not dissolve on its own, we just put it in a submarine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

also known as philosophy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it would not work, people covertly sabotage any drift toward a utopia because they do not want it, it is numbingly dull. Beyond wealth or ease of life or sexual freedom what people really want at a deep and profound level is to have something to complain about. The whole of Reddit is just a mechanism for that, as is all social media, as is the internet, the purpose of language and life. People want to gaze over at one section of society and say look at those fucking idiots I am so much better than them. Then they want to tell people how much better they are and have other people agree, and that sort of thing is banned in utopia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Easy fix: A very violent sport, to ease the peoples hunger for discord. On a volontary basis of course. Preferably something with roller skates and swords.

Also introduce Kevin into the system. People can complain about him. A common enemy brings people together and Kevin is a really big asshohle.

Now everybody's happy. Except for Kevin of course. But that's the price you have to pay for utopia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Love the brainstorm energy and solution oriented mindset. Few suggestions:

Lets make the game mandatory and nonviolent, except the loser becomes the new kevin and the winner gets blown up with giant lasers.

The kevin system will push people not to be the last one and the laser will discourage people from being at the top.

It would create much more homogenous, and equal society with no class wars because everyone would want to be the part of the "middle class"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds reasonable. I would just call it the class. Because there will be no upper class and the only poor person will be Kevin, he's such a looser.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We could call that sport the Games for Hunger or something like that and the men could all be running. Also we would need populations of Kevins, perhaps decanted for the purpose because what people really miss in a utopia is the bullying. Not full-on to the death school type bullying, we are all too refined now for that and understand everyone is a sensitive frozen water crystal and any slightly offended sensibility is mortal injury to us all, and just very disappointing. No, what we crave is the no chinned, anonymous and slightly sarcastic bullying of a fully mature mind. Laughing at the opinions of others from our hide shacks and downvoting them in wank-gangs until they yield and go outside, in the air - the true defeat of the internetian. I have forgot the point I was trying to make so I'll stop, but I think the key idea is to reply 'sorry lady but' to any post you know is written by a boy adult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No just one Kevin. If you have more than one to hate on its antikevinism and that's just racism without the extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The utopia would spread across the entire globe filling every space humanity chose to live, like pouring proprietary cake mix into a fun shaped cake tin made with universal uniqueness to show your love, so a single Kevin would be overworked. He would need to be scaled up as the revolution proceeded. Even Lenin understood this, its why he had that kid with Yoko.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Kevin just needs to exist as a funnel for our negative emotions. Just knowing that Kevin exists makes my skin boil. Two Kevin's would be a reason for war and we don't do that anymore.

Kevin can sit in chair at an undisclosed location. He gets a VHS of the Buffy the Vampire slayer episode were her mom dies and two bags of dates per day.

I once read on the internet that a dates only diet might be sufficient to nurture you.

Two Kevin's or even more would be morally complicated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I told a friend today. "Stop thinking about a solarpunk utopia, start think about a solarpunk revolution"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should read Walkaway by Cory Doctorow. I think you'll like it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's also "A Half-Built Garden" novel where the whole "git as means of direct democracy" is central to the plot. Is gitpunk a genre?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I've just made it to that scene and I feel like I owe you a very hardy fuck you for recommending this gloriously weird book. Guess i'll update when I've finished a chapter or two.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have been thinking about a social network that would match you with other people who want to engage in activism (protests, writing to reps, starting petitions). I imagine that what often stops people is that they feel like the only ones.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've got some bad news for you. There is going to he no communist revolution. This isn't early 20th century Russia

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not with that aditude no.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bad news? We don't want the revolution of 20th century Russia, we live on 21st century earth! Better yet, lets do away with the christian calendar and do 1st century post capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I honestly think people will keep trying to sell capitalism to make themselves rich in the same way time shares still get sold when everybody knows they're scams.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You seem to forget we live in a planet that follows the laws of physics. Capitalism pretends it can bend those laws. But it will not happen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm not making a claim to the efficacy of capitalism. Quite the opposite, really. I'm saying con men will try to reinstate it so they can put themselves at the top.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

backward thinking detected...

it does not have to be violent or aligned a with a clown daddy worship ideology ;)

unless you consider denying the parasite profit and engagement "violence"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Think we need a new channel.

!c/shitterthoughts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I made a [email protected] a while ago !

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Put it in the wiki and we'll get to it

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