this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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Isn't it like 17 years later?
[A wizard] arrives precisely when he means to.
🧐 He intended to be delayed.
Tbf if he wasn't delayed, the ring might not have been destroyed
So it checks out to me
Well, a wizard is only delayed by another wizard. The other wizard wanted this wizard to arrive late, which is when a wizard wanted the arrival, so yeah, it checks out.
He was delayed, but he wasn't late! Very different!
I was de-late
Your tricks don't work on me, magic man!
tbf "delayed" sorta implies something external caused it, while "late" tends to be used for more self-inflicted stuff, so it does actually check out
He's a wizard. Who's to say he can't change the definition of "never"
Username checks out!