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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I think every woman should go to jail for keeping her eggs in her ovaries. That’s child imprisonment.

How dare they.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.

Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Christ, he must be FUMING

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

They can email it in these days right?