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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Or if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean.

Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Risky play for someone said to be able to walk on water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Yes but can he walk on water if his feet are encased in cement? Do the water resistance properties apply to the concrete or does Jesus need to do a cool handstand walk type thing in the middle of the Aegean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Holy Poseidon that would be crazy!