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Keep winning by drinking water.
Oh I'm being told my province has sold all the water rights to Nestle. For like no money at all. Fuck.
Buy a carbonation tank and some specialty bottles/pipes/nozzle for under $200. Carbonate all your drinks for cents a gallon. Experiment with your own soda syrup or just drink sparkling water/wine. After the initial investment you just need to refill the tank every six months.
Just make sure it isn't a sodastream
I wouldn't buy soda stream or any other company. You never get enough gas for the price. A DIY CO2 tank is the way to go
750 mL of fruit syrup costs around $6. In a 1:8 dilution that's 6 liters. That doesn't beat $1 for a 2L of store-brand soda, but it's still rather cheap.
Now if you really want something fizzy and customized, you get a 1-gallon glass jar of pickles, eat the pickles, save the jar. From there, about ¾ pound of sugar ($0.45), 5 regular black tea bags ($0.30), 2 tablespoonfuls of that fruit syrup ($0.24 but you can skip this), a generous dash of vinegar ($0.05), and a kombucha starter. Brew the tea ($0.01 in electricity), fill the rest up with water, let it sit for a month, and then you have 3.5 L of a fancy, low-sugar, carbonated, probiotic drink that cost you about a dollar in supplies.
wtf, does America not have squash/cordial? I get 2 litres of Vimto concentrate for like £3, which makes about 10-20 litres of soda depending on how strong you like it.
vimto is lush
easily in top 3 squash(es?)
Well, they're not exotic, per se, they're just used on massive quantities in complex supply chains. It's all about scale.
Yeah, I should have said zero sugar flavor packets, coffee syrup sweatener, or juice. But the neat thing about owning your own carbonation tank is you can experiment with different options. Your results may vary!
You can make your own syrups, and can make flavors that just don't exist in a can. I especially like shrubs, syrups that include vinegar.