Honestly, I wish I was a stone.
Specifically, I wish I was a stone at the bottom of a lake in the middle of nowhere.
I feel like it'd be really enjoyable. Nothing ever happens, except when it does! You'd feel the earthquakes, for example. You'd know about the activities of random fish, randomly. I'd reckon that'd be fun.
I think what would make this particularly exciting is the prospect of actually being picked up. Naturally, in this scenario, we're aware of our location and situation. As such, we're aware of the extreme unlikelihood of being picked up by anything sentient. But maybe! MAYBE!
Isn't that cool?!
I think that'd be cool.
Of course, being picked up would be rather annoying, I guess. I mean, we're chilling at the bottom of this lake and then some random human just, what, picks us up? And what?! THROWS US BACK INTO THE LAKE?!
The gall.
But it's one of those things that'd be fun to think about, though it wouldn't actually be fun to experience.
Maybe it would rock
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